That was the football captain my senior year in high school. That was such a disaster, I've avoided any similar relationship since then. My major cour...e of study at State is so demanding, I don't have time for any relationships anyway." Well Jane, I can sympathize with that, but I really do wish you would join us. Mike is so gentle and understanding, I think you'd have an outstanding experience, if not in fact a sexual revelation. And I would just love to show you how to make love with a. " Hold on did you just call my ass pretty?" Shut up you know what I meant." Whatever you won't do anything all you do is talk but deep down you're a coward" Excuse me." You heard me." I am not fucking coward you piss pipe!"He said grabbing me by the neck and pushing me against the door."Prove it." I heard the birds whistle for a slight second he looked me in my eyes and left in one swift motion what just happened I thought to myself. The next few days were awkward he didn't say much in. I turned around as saw an elderly woman, probably around 50, but was one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen. She asked if I liked the ring and I said very much and asked the price. She told me that it was a very unique piece and told me that I could have it for $1,000. I quickly put the ring down and told her that was way out of my price range. As I left, she grabbed my arm and asked how much would I pay for it. Well after haggling for a bit, I finally got the ring for $500. It was. A few minutes later, a beautiful young woman came out the door and smiled at me. I could not believe how terrific she looked. I had not seen her with her hair done and full make-up before. The white gown we had bought looked even more perfect on her now. I stood there in my tux with my mouth open again.Jenny walked up and said, “You look nice, John, but you need to close your mouth and lose that vest. Whoever said a gold and silver check vest with a black tux looked good should be fired. Here,.