Their old house well back in the holler had been paid for by the insurance company and Jim had a good whole life policy and what with her state disabi...ity insurance she really didn't want for anything, anything that is except for the comfort of a man. Her daughter Linsey and her boyfriend Mike had move in two weeks ago when Mike had lost his job at the local Jiffy Lube. How in the hell do you loose a job at a friggin Jiffy Lube? Linsey was a nurses aide at the hospital but it only paid $9,75 an. Tabhi achanak se light chali jaati hai aur bhot hi zyada garmi hone lagti hai toh main apna banyan nikal deta hoon n pant bhi sirf unerwear main let jaata hoon aur meri mami bhi apna saree nikalke let jaati hai mere bagal main.Aur phir hum movie dekhne lagte hai aur phir mami apna pair mere lund ke kareeb leke jaati hai aur dheere dheere mere lund ke upar hi pair rakhdeti hai aur dheere dheere pair se massage karti hai main kuch nhi bolta hoon unhe phir wo apne ek hath mere underwear main. ”Realization pops of the girl’s face. “You were ... no way ... how?”Magic, you moron.“Simple magic,” he answers. “And please do not talk of my daughter in that way.”“Whoa, wait a minute,” Penelope says. “Daughter?”“That’s right,” he confirms. “That’s a long story to be told at another time. But I assure you that it is true.”“Well, if it is then where have you been this whole time?”Right here.“She’s correct,” he answers. “I’ve been right here this whole time.”Wait a minute. He can hear me?“Of. "I made the phone calls and called a special board meeting for this evening. I think you should be there with me."Janet could hear the sadness in his voice. She knew how much this was tearing him apart. He loved this church, loved the people. Tears formed in the corners of her eyes and she hung her head knowing that if she were a better person, a stronger woman who could control her desires, he would not be in this mess."I'm so sorry, Doug," she said choking back the sobs."For what? You didn't.