If he was lucky he might get a chance to feel her up a bit more."Let's go then."They made their way across the bar towards the exit. Sharon lent in cl...se to Danny, occasionally nuzzling her face into his neck as they walked. Danny's hand remained glued to Sharon's arse, enjoying the flex and roll of her lovely round buttock against his palm as she walked. Although her ample tits were definitely her best feature, Danny quite likely her peachy posterior as well.Outside the club there was no sign. The jeans were now shorts cut so high that the lower part of my butt was clearly visible as was the very edges of my little cuny. The tee fell to the bottom of my breasts, but barely. In the mirror it was dramatically evident that there was nothing underneath any of this but bare tits and ass. There was no way Joey would let me wear this, I thought, even though I knew that somehow I would have to make him let me. For some inexplicable reason, I threw both the jeans and the tee into the wash,. “I don’t like the beeeeanssss,” he whined.“Buddy, that’s where farts come from,” I nodded with a grin.“Really?” he brightened.“Jake!” Mom denounced me harshly. “Inappropriate!”I doubled down, giving mom a lopsided grin.“They’re the musical fruit, buddy. Eat up!”Josh looked at me, then his beans, then me again.Dad chuckled lightly.“Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot,” Dad sang.“Johnathan!” Mom yelled, then stifled a giggle.Josh was rolling with laughter, then. " Kelly said."No problem." he said and turned to walk away."Don't fuck me over dude. I need this." Kelly shouted as he walked away.When Kelly told me what she promised I said "Are you nuts? I can't possibly pull that off. ME! A PORN QUEEN?" What's the problem?" Kelly asked. "We can dress you like a slutty whore. It'll work." Damn Kelly, how the fuck do you get me into this shit?" I yelled. "I have to be a fucking porn star and fuck some stranger?"Kelly laughed "Who said anything about fucking?.