If you like our channel, please hit the...”“Stop playback. Next message please.”Good God, the front page of the Sun?! They didn’t even like me... But perhaps they thought I was getting surgery, or recovering from an addiction. In that case flushing me out would be a treat for them. Never assume the red tops are looking out for anyone but themselves.“Message one. Audio file. Received nineteen hours ago.”Caroline. She sounded agitated.“Martin! We just received word about a large explosion in. The defense passed a smart remark that itwould be the end of the world if he was gay. The prosecution then tried to fix the damage that the father caused. Hetalked about the fact that their mother was always busy with her work andnever had time for the children that were depressed. The nanny came andshe used the children's unhappiness to convince them they were theopposite sex. He explained how the change was slow and at the end, he hadto put a stop to it. He told the jury that he believed that. I do hope you will make your stay permanent. Do you have a husband with you?" I am a widow, sir. My husband died in a road accident some time ago. I am trying to establish which Malan child was mine." A worthy aim, my dear. I wish you all success in that venture. I presume The Personalia are assisting in the quest?"Tom interjected, "They are, Governor. There were complications, but The Personalia are working on those, with strong hopes of a positive outcome eventually." Excellent, but Tom, you. I'm not certain at this stagewhere I will be staying, but I'll let you know. And don't worry aboutthe G-Belt. There's no risk of it accidentally coming undone, justbecause the time out has been exceeded. Our relationship is safe. Bye.'And I was listening to dial tone.I did cry then. I'd now been without sex for thirteen days, nineteenhours, eight minutes and - I checked my watch - fifteen seconds. Icouldn't cope. I had to have sex - but I knew I could not.***Alice rang next day!My heart lifted.