I wanted this k** out and was willing to do any thing to make it happen. I could not even get sl**p in the house because it was full of workers trying...to get the nursery ready for the baby. In typical fashion they were weeks behind schedule. I wanted to be mad at them but then I thought of another way to make them pay. I went up to the nursery in my night shirt and nothing else. The nightshirt came to just below my ass and it hugged tight around my ample tits and belly. I also let my long.  There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut. Delia had stayed at home in bed. The return of her eldest daughter meant little enough, although they no doubt had loads of things to tell each other. It did put a stop to her sex-life for a while, at least until she could arrange one of her marvellously-crafted excuses for an hour's nookie.There were half a dozen taxis waiting in the station yard, with the London train almost due. Russ parked in one of the spaces allocated to those waiting to pick up passengers. The sleet lashed against the. My boss will have a cow"."Fuck ... fuck" she muttered under her breath. She looked perplexed as to what to do."It's OK ... I will get someone to come get me and take me home" Taryn volunteered."You are a life saver" Shana yelled as she raced out the front door, leaving me with a bewildered Taryn."I can drive you home if you like" I offered.Karyn was a slim blonde with short curly hair. She filled out the shirt of her uniform quite nicely. I had always had a fantasy of fucking a lady in uniform..