”Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.The dentist says, “Madam, I beli...ve you’ve got a hold of my privates.”The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we.”Murphy is a trainee nurse in his local GPs surgery. Last week the doctor said, “Murphy I’m going for a round of golf so I’m leaving you in charge, it’s always quiet on Wednesdays.”On his return the doctor asked Murphy how he’d. When she went out and to her room I gave her about 15 minutes and then I called her to my room. when she walked in she had on her cotton PJs top and bottom with panties--- I could tell by the pantie lines, she went and sat on my bed, which was great. Then she ask what I wanted and I said your fixin to find out. And with that I pushed her back and turned her and latched one hand-cuff and then the other, she scream and ask what was I thinking. I looked at her and grinned and started. But I just have to tell someone.That’s why the sex story. PrologueIt was last month in October that I had to go to mp, gwalior & agra for photoshoot. It was a regular kids candid shoot and I had taken all the gears making my bag a little too heavy.I took my bike out and started my cruise towards my destination.Although the client had paid for the train ticket, I decided to take my bike as I had to cover 3 places and I thought of saving that money and enjoy the ride on my bike. I have done these. Thick sheets of dust and cobwebs covered everything. Another note to self--purchase a battery-operated vacuum cleaner with a soft brush head and a good dust filter. No, scratch that. Find an auction house that employed a wine conservator and get someone out here. Fast. Let THEM deal with the filth. Just for the hell of it, I picked a bottle that felt as if it still had liquid within it. I brushed away the clinging mat of debris and took it out with me.I dusted it off outside and attempted to.