My service truck was parked in front of Sylvia’s and I was running downhill on bare feet trying to avoid rocks and sharp things. Thank GAWD I wasn�...t being followed, not yet at least.I knew I had just upset the cart in their realm of faith based living. But if I was going to do that I did a really great job of it. Actually I was laughing inside but missing my golden bee queen, such a sweet fuck. I just had her name on the tip of tongue. Something to do with a tree or something or other.I. We hadn’t slept with each other and I didn’t really mind taking it slow with her. I really admired her for her intelligence and her beauty. Actually, I hadn’t even kissed her. She seemed to be not necessarily afraid of physical contact but she definitely wasn’t that touchy. One day we were sitting together in a coffee shop. ‘Can I be honest with you?’ I said, looking deeply in her eyes and reaching out to hold her hands. I bent in a little closer. She smiled. ‘What?’ she asked. I had never. But, it can be hard work, especially if schedules are not being met, and that is exactly what's been going on these last weeks.I came in through the back door, and collapsed onto the couch hoping to get a little TLC from the little woman. What I got instead rocked my ship for damn sure."You look tired, Mike. You okay?" she said."I am, and yes," I said, responding to her concerns."Mike, can we talk? Would that be all right?' she said. I had the feeling that this was not going to be one of those. ' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'The man ... looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:'LISTEN TO ME!!I'm only going to show you how to do thisONE MORE TIME...TOP CARE FOR THE ELDERLY.A man goes to visit his 85-year old grandpa in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" He asks."Feeling fine." says the old.