Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same ...ize breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle14. Men would come. Her nipples were so hard. They were light pink.Then I started playing with her nipples. She was still over me. So, her boobs were hanging over my face. Then I took one of her nipples in my mouth and gave it a good suck. I was just sucking her boobs and was playing with the other nipple with my other hand.She was moaning lightly. I reversed her and made her lay on the bed. Then I came over to her and started kissing her again. But my hands never left her boobs. I was pressing them, releasing. The caretaker’s wife (who I now realized I used to call ‘moti kaki’ meaning uncle’s wife) introduced the young girl as her daughter, who apparently I used to play with when I came as a child. Her name was Jigna and she was trying to clear her tenth board exams now, with a pretty fair face and a petite body hidden behind a loose salwar kameez. I inquired about the plumbing troubles and she informed me that Jigna will take me to the contractor’s house where I can discuss these details. I walked. They were not having a very good day. Both were down by several thousand and were ready to quit and have lunch.After lunch Robert told them of winning a house in Mexico. He told them that it was supposed to be on a beach near a small town there.He asked if they would like to go see what it was like.They were excited at the prospect of going to Mexico for their first time.Robert admitted that he had never been there himself.He proposed that they start early the next morning.The remainder of the.