My father had taken early retirement after a fortuitous win on the pools and spent his time either at golf, gardening or in DIY projects; when he wasn...t involved in any of these he'd be curled up with a book. Very early on I had found that it was easier to talk to my father about my problems than to my mother, especially when I became aware of sex, mum would 'um' and 'ah' about the subject whereas dad would give a straight answer if he could, I soon found myself confiding my secrets in him and. “If you behave like a baby I shall treat you like a baby,” she insisted.Her ample bosom was right there before my eyes, “Then Baby will suck your teats!” I replied and I grasped her gown firmly and wrenched it apart. Except the coarse fabric did not even flinch. “Damn you!” I protested.I threw back the bed clothes and rounded on her, she was caught off balance and fell backwards onto the bed. She floundered for the moment I needed to scoop up her gown from the hem and bared her chest but for. I wasn’t at all surprised that we were intercepted halfway there by one of the salesmen. These guys must work on commission. They were even more attentive—always had been—than even the car salespeople.“Yes, you can help us. I want a set of clubs for my friend here. She’s a total novice.”“Then I assume you’ll want an inexpensive set of clubs.”“On the contrary, I believe that one should always have the very best equipment. Let’s see what you have then I’m sure she’ll want to try them out.” . ..What?..." I was a bit confused. Why would she want me to spend the night, I thought. "I just thought it would be... fun." "Uh, yeah. I guess it does sound fun, 'cause I got nothing going on today. Hold on, let me ask my dad." "Kay." I sat the phone down on the kitchen counter and walked into the living room to find my dad staring blankly at the tv. "Hey, Dad? Is it alright if I spend the night over at a friend's house?" I asked him. His face slowly turned to me. "The fuck?! You're a man for.