No ifs or butts, they're for sitting, fucking and eating.The first of which is.Your girlfriend Shakira. Standing at 5'5" Shakira is an anthropromorphi... horse. She has blonde hair with a virtical streak of violet left of center on her fringe. her coat is white with cute little splotches of black. Her tail also being blonde has three non concentric loops giving it a spring like shape. Shakira has a thin waist however, as thin as it is it's certainly not thin enough to give her a perfect hourglass. As it happened, the office got its normal fall class of Freshman Real Estate Agents, fresh out of the necessary classes and newly licensed. Dan, my broker, was holding the licenses wondering how many of them would still be in the business by spring. I've known Dan since I entered the industry myself. He's a good guy if a little crude at times. Seems he's always interested in figuring out who the cutest new agent is and then getting it on. But, it's always a little sad when we look at four new. So I thought, "Sod it, Chat Rooms." Of course, now I had had my first non-straight experience in my life, I felt that I couldn’t just stick to the Bedroom or the Lounge, and decided that the next best place to visit was the Ladies Room. And my, did I enjoy my first trip to the Ladies Room. Though, that is one that I won’t be sharing with you. A few more trips into the Ladies Room and I became aware that suddenly, I preferred it. The women so much more friendly there, the solidarity when a. Damon had told me. He looked puzzled, but told me to be careful and call him when I got there. He’d wait up for me. I told him that wasn’t necessary, that I’d likely be late, slipped back into the bedroom, and nervously stripped. I think it was only then, while I was actually undressing as I was told to, that I realized I was in fact going to do this. When I stopped anxiously to check my naked body in the mirror to ensure that it would be pleasing to the men, I knew I was truly lost. I slipped.