It’s not a beige like the outside, but a vibrant reddish-pink that reminds me of watermelon, and it’s webbed with deep-red veins. Texture-wise, it...looks just like the fleshy petals of a Stapelia schinzii succulent if it was lined with the rugae-like flesh of a moist vagina.“Oh my…” I gasp as my middle two fingers glide across the underside of the petal up toward the crease between the petal and the stalk. It’s surprisingly warm, which is odd for a plant. Also, it somehow feels just as soft and. . I'm miles away from home and only ever talk to her on the phone... and it's so bloody expensive. But even so, Mum is so caught up in her dogs and life up in Scotland that when I do talk to her I can't really talk to her about what I want to. OK, it's better when I go up to Scotland but I can't afford to do that often. Now I've fallen in love and there's no-one I can talk to... and I don't know what to do." Princess, as I told you this morning, you are not in love with me and you will realise. (I had to get stuff for today).Maami (blushing after seeing the condoms, viagra and the lube): Yi kya chut onmut (What is this?)Me: Aaz lakhai be cze czuati, yi chu taith khaetre (I am fucking your ass today, this is for that reason).Maami: Na, na – dapan tath chu lagan. Cze lakh goodis aesh karith magar czwati ne kenh (No, no. It pains a lot. You can fuck my pussy as much as you want but not my ass).Me: Tawai onum na yi. Yi di aaram. Em seath kari na dagg. Beyi lakhai na be waar waar te pyaar. "Excuse me madam but are you looking for someone." I'm here for a party in the Bridal Suite." Oh yes, I'm the house detective, Harry Ford. Wanda asked me to keep an eye out for you. Your name is Charlene right. You're early. You'll have to wait in the bar until 8, unless you want to wait in my office."I thought about going into the bar but I couldn't bring myself to do it, I was already attracting a lot of stares."I'd like to wait in your office." Great, just follow me."We walked across the.