, I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up wit... this new husband, sell him on Ebay.One day I had lunch with some old friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer type, about 85-years old, came along with them; all in all, it was a pleasant bunch.When the menus were presented, my friends and I ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, "A large piece of home-made apple pie,. They said they're good night's and Frank went off to bed leaving the door open. John got up and went to the bathroom on his way he walked past Franks room and noticed Frank laying there naked with his ass hanging out from under the covers. John stopped and took out his cock and started slowly stroking thinking about how nice it would be to just squeeze that ass. As he was stroking his cock he started breathing a little heavy. Frank quickly rolled over and seen john in the doorway. "I'm so. " I take it Margaret has left," said Kelly as she sat at the table. "I hope I'm not to blame." No you weren't, I think we were at the end of our relationship. It's just that she jumped to conclusions about you being here this afternoon. Don't worry, if you being here hadn't started the break-up her attitude would have done. She couldn't accept that I could sit with a woman without having sex with her." Don't get upset," said Kelly. "Margaret is just selfish, I saw how horrible she was to her. 'We arrive at his gay friend's barber shop. His friend and some customers eye me as we walk in. Sir says to his friend, 'Make my boy pretty.'The barber cuts my hair really short. He trims my eyebrows. He waxes my faces, sideburns, ears, and most of my neck.Sir says, 'Thanks and pays the barber.'Sir jiggles my chubby butt as we walk out the door and get back in the car.Sir plays with my ear and titty as he says, 'You now don't look stupid with the street thug hair. You look like a sexy sub boy..