In June My Mom and sisters started screaming like women do and they told me they were invited to a wedding, I groaned another boring wedding, I was in...ormed Mom's friend the harmless old guy next door would baby sit me at his place over the weekend. After school let out I watched as the bitches pack up and Mom led me across the lawn to our neighbor Mr Johnson who was a very old 45, when you young any one over 30 is ancient lol. We sat down in the living room and chatted about nothing in. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" Yes," comes back the answer."Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband."Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark."Where are you?" asks the husband."Over here on the swing," replies the drunk.These are compliments of Chuck One night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started in the local chemical plant. In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles. When I found out about it, Jezzie herself was having herpussy cleaned. She was just sitting on Kerri’s face,sipping a coke as Kerri sucked her clean. Even thoughshe was relaxed looking, her nipples were really hardand her cheeks were flushed. Kerri was about to make hercum. Jezzie motioned to me.“Yeah babe?” I asked after kissing her. After a while, Idon’t like kissing the women because chances were goodthey had cock-breath. However, Jezzie was my wife and Ihad. There was a big canopy bed with fine linens and blankets and afghans and big comfy pillows. There was an old-fashioned vanity with an etched mirror and lace skirt, a tall wardrobe and two chests of drawers, and an old trunk at the foot of the bed. You ran to the bathroom door – your own claw-foot bathtub. All the colors were light. The room was fresh. I was a girl’s dream come true. ‘Daddy, it’s lovely.’ You ran to the window and knelt on the window seat looking out. It had begun to snow. The.