Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they ent...r antique stores?A: “Gosh, I remember these!”Great Quotes“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.” Lynn Lavner“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.” George Burns“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake. I was sobering up now. Mybutt-swinging wiggle felt completely natural, even though I waswearing flip-flops. No doubt it would be even sexier if I ever woreheels. I couldn't help wondering what Sally would think when she sawme."Ah there she is," said Ingrid, "and what a transformation!"I thanked her and Sharon with as much enthusiasm as I could muster."My pleasure," said Sharon, with a warm smile. "Do drop by and see menext time you're here."To my surprise she quickly kissed me on the cheek. . As soon as she heard the door click shut behind her, Rachel turned to David and pressed him against the wall with the length of her body, feeling his cock harden in response as she kissed him deeply, exploring his mouth with her tongue. The possibility of getting caught was making her wetter than before. She reached between them to unzip his pants, reaching to grasp the base of his cock in her hands and giving it a squeeze, eliciting a moan from David. She let go long enough for David to. Even Chrissie was starting to look more like a woman than the little girl he remembered.The girls explained about finding his books and magazines and planning Amy's seduction. They even told him about passing down the dildos. Frank had trouble-visualizing Chrissie with her legs spread pumping a dildo into her little pussy. "Is this what you really want?" Frank asked."Daddy!" said Beth. "We are going to do everything we can to take care of you. Chrissie and I know that we are still too little.