"They were so glad to have someone drive them to the airport that they gave me two hundred bucks," Mike reported. "I deserve an Oscar for the line of ...ullshit I fed them. Those two aren't likely to ever be back here again." What did you tell them?" she asked.Mike laughed out loud. "I haven't had that kind of fun in a long time. I'd sure like to have seen Harold and LeRoy. God, that was funny. After you left, Harold called me up, and he said, 'What did you mean when you said to hassle those. I'm not even sure what I would have done if Susan had confessed it all when I gave her that last chance."Anyway, it's too late for us now, but you and Roland have just had this come out. Go to Roland and tell him all of it. Beg his forgiveness. Go to the church or any other good counselor to try to work through it. He loves you and you love him; maybe there's something that can be salvaged." You must also go to your priest, Jeri. As I understand your church, a confession of a sin cannot be. I -" Shut up Freak. Get on the floor." She put her foot on my head. "You ready to see what I want to do? Ready to see what you are?" Yes Miss Crystal." I mumbled out. She kicked me hard in the face twice. the second time she began laughing, grabbed my car keys and opened my front door. I've never been kicked in the face before. I didn't know how to react and my body took over for me. I started to feel flighty and flushed. I got an erection. I was in pain and incredibly turned. " Good grief ... Is that where the job is?" No sir, that's where the end of the line is right now."These are compliments of Whiterabbit... Rules of the Household1. The female always makes the rules.a. The rules are subject to change at any time without notice.b. No male can possibly know all the rules, however, nearly all females are born with this knowledge.c. If the female suspects that the male knows any of the rules, she may immediately change any or all of the rules.2. The female is never.