I went up stairs and took the video out of the player and sat on the bed wanting to wank but I promise KateI flicked through the picture most of them...was of Kate's mum naked, I opened another envelopeThe first picture was Kate's mum smiling completely naked in some woods her legs wide apart and urine squirting from herThe next was her wearing knickers full of stinging nettles her face looked like she was in pain The next was her leaning out of what looked like my dads car with three men around. .. I just don't want to be standing alone if he shows up with someone."This didn't make sense to me. "So, you want me to go to Kim's party with you and stand around with you until he shows up, but not act like we're together." Right. And watch the door. I want to be able to flirt with some of the guys that Kim's inviting without having to be constantly watching out for Allen. You can let me know if he shows up with anyone before I have to talk to him."Oh. She wanted me to be her wingman. I was. Had to be.The girls immediately started cat calling and whistling, dollar bills waving in the air which attracted the attention of Mr. Hottie McHotstuff, or whatever his silly stage name was. I sat in the seat furthest from the stage and turned my attention to my phone to look at anything but guy flesh.Mr. Spraytan eventually showed up at our table with a shirtless six-pack and cut-off jean shorts to take our drink order; him I couldn’t ignore. His name tag said he was “Rodney.”“Hello, sir,. .. her head is right on my cock" he thought. He tried to focus on anything that would help keep it down but knew it was no use. He felt it start to fill up. Then he felt her snuggle her face into his lap.He tapped her on the shoulder till she opened her eyes and looked up at him. "You better head to bed sweetheart" he said nearly choking on every syllable."Ok daddy" she replied smiling that same erotic smile at him.He watched her leave the room and silently thanked god she wasn't carrying.