...ask" "Do you ever beat off?" I was stumped....beat off?? what the heck is that I thought. "No....what is that?" I said. "Well....I could tell you b...t it will be more fun if I show you" came the answer. "Well I guess that's ok" That really pleased Jeff. "Lets take our clothes off and I'll show you" Take our clothes off?? I don't think so! I thought. I was very shy and didn't want any part of that! Jeff started undressing and was naked in no time. "What are you waiting for?" he asked. "I'm not. Some relationships spanned months, and others were one-night stands. The one that stands out above all the others was perhaps the shortest, though in some ways the longest, was with Gretchen, our next-door neighbor for more than a year. She and her husband, Earl, had rented the adjacent house not long after Jed and I had bought ours out on Long Island. Gretchen and Earl had a noisy, combative relationship, arguing about money and Earl's lazy nature and, as Gretchen confided to me one afternoon. I took of my clothes and showered and was about to leave when the house phone rang once , then rang again, this was the only time I could answer the phone if Frank wasn't in.Do you want to stop the night you can have a few drinks he asked, yes please I replied, I went home said I was stopping at a mates house as my excuse , and got back to Frank's about four thirtyHe let me in and gave me a drink , Celia complimented me on the way I had cleaned the flat and I deserved a reward,Frank said we are. She'd tried to put it out of her mind, and she did a good job of it for a short while. Going here and there in the kitchen, cleaning the stove, washing the dishes, even scrubbing the floor, she'd managed to convince herself that she could wait until Charley arrived home. But during her shower, with the steamy water and the oily soap stimulating her naked flesh, it was everything she could do to keep from applying her finger to her tight little sphincter muscle. At one point she gave in, even,.