Then find something that rhymes ... sort of: “Got a good woman - with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher - and she weigh 500...pound.”4. The Blues are not about choice. You stuck in a ditch: You stuck in a ditch, ain’t no way out.5. Blues cars: Chevys and Cadillacs and broken down trucks. Blues don’t travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and state-sponsored motor pools ain’t even. I don't love him ... I never loved him! But I do love you ... Oh, Robert ... make love to me now!"He groaned as he crushed his lips to hers. He moved to lay them down on the bed. Lisa's hands went right to the waist of his trousers. She fumbled with his belt buckle until she finally got it open, then she unbuttoned and unzipped his pants and immediately reached into his shorts to grasp his throbbing shaft. They both groaned deeply.Lisa stroked his hard cock while he paused to push his slacks. From your knee up to the bottom of your groin. First on your outer thigh, then back and forth moving just a fraction of an inch on each pass. Oh, I have reached the top of your thigh and haven’t even eaten half of our burgers yet.Tantalizing you as I continue each pass. You can’t help but spread your legs as I work my way over to your inner thigh. Brushing your balls each time I reach the top now. You feel yourself starting to harden.This won’t do.You take hold of my hand and lay it on my lap.I. Finally I got him so excited that the juices were coming up his scrotum. But just before he emptied his load I grabbed the wedding picture and placed it under his little weenie. He couldn't stop and went off all over our wedding picture. I laughed out loud as I told him. "I guess Karl is right, it is a pretty fucked up wedding picture isn't it!" Just to add to his humiliation I had him lick the picture clean before replacing back on the dresser.Since Dave was now aware of my sexual activities.