I’ve even taken the odd virgin, and left all of them with big fucking smile on their faces, at least the ones that could still walk.”Rolling my ey...s, I notice something strange as we walk past one particular apartment door, and that’s the fact that its wide open and good lord, my eyes shoot open even wider, as I notice that’s not the only thing that’s open wide. Incredibly, just inside the door is a woman on what looks like a massage table, her long luscious legs spread wide, her fingers. "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" Like I'm talking to a fucking wall"Confucius Say...Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,For merchandise downstairs.Confucius Say.Better to lose a loverThan love a loser.Confucius Say.Man with broken condomOften called DaddyConfucius Say.Sex is same as bank account.You put it in, you take it out ... you lose interest.Confucius Say.Viagra just like Disneyland...One hour wait for 5 minute ride.Confucius Say.Much better to want the mate you do not. I’m sure it was supposed to tell me that something wasn’t right. She’d giggled on the telephone, when she told me that for some reason you reversed your initials.’ ‘I didn’t Tanya, the lads at school did, I’ve never understood why.’ ‘Well I’m sure now that Minerva put them the other way around on purpose. She’d been very specific in everything she told me about you, Gilroy. I’m sure that I would have recognised you in the street, even before I’d seen a photograph of you. No, I’m furious with. "Mmm... a big thick juicy cock! Is this for me?" she asked, toying with me."It is if you want it. Why don't you unwrap it and get a better look at it?" I said, playing along.She slid her delicate hands up and curled dainty red-tipped fingers under the waistband of my boxers, pulling them down and then off my to join my pants in the corner.Eve wrapped her hand around my cock feeling along the length, taking note of every vein and bump along my shaft. "Mmm, this is why you feel so incredible in.