And as I was nearing her the first thing her eyes looked at was my pants. I got a clue that she was desperate. I was not sure whether to tell that I a... the one she is talking through the mails.To know whether she is interested, on the way back home I was asking questions about herself and whether she has boyfriend and stuff. I had one hand on her shoulder and the other was let free. She was actually driving pretty fast and she didn’t notice the speed breakers ahead. And thus the bike jumped. Your IQ may drop quite a bit until Equestrian magic returns to restore it!" I, I must reopen the portal!" Celestia turned to the control console and raised a hoof. "How does it work?" she cried, realizing her hoof would hit many of the small studs designed for "fingers" to depress. "I, I want to make it work!" She peered at the controls and blinked. Although they had traded scrolls for decades before Bonnibel had perfected her first voice link, Celestia found she couldn't understand the funny. After an hour they brought the prisoner in, an old crone with not a tooth in her head. The witch tried to curtsy, but her knees wouldn’t bend properly after a week in shackles. The Queen sent everyone else away, and the two were alone together. "So," said the Queen, regarding the old woman. "Is it true?"The witch seemed at a loss."Is it true that you've had congress with the devil, and that he taught you magic arts?" No, your highness," said the witch."I signed the writ of execution that said. ." I tried to shrug (no easy feat in our position), "Hey, babe, it's up to you. Of course, maybe I should get a penile implant or something, to make my dick nice and big for you, to match your tits..." You are so sweet," she whispered. She ducked her head forward and plastered a prolonged, sloppy smooch right on my kisser, favoring me with lots of nimble tongue tip and tiny nips of her teeth on my lower lip, which for some reason always drives me nuts.When we came up for air, I asked, "Now, if.