I jumped in my car and drove to her new house in the suburbs. I just wanted to catch a glimpse of her. I pull in front of her house and there she was ...nloading her car with boxes. Looks like she�s moving in too, she turns and see�s me and drops her boxes. I pull over and pick them up hoping she didn�t break anything important. She says my name in shock and all I say is hi�She invites me into her new house which is huge, like 8 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms huge. I ask how she�s been. She whips out. He took a few steps closer. It was a wild juvenile pig, maybe a year old, with a coat of brown bristles, rooting through the thick layer of leaves.His ranger friend often commented about the expanding population of wild pigs in the region ever since they were reintroduced from herds down south. Some of the locals weren’t too happy about it as the feral animals tended to tear up gardens and damage crops.As soon as he came within five yards of the pig, Clark took aim behind the animal’s shoulder. “Did it hurt while you were having sex? Or does it only hurt when you masturbate?”“Actually now that I think about it, it didn’t hurt at all when I was having sex”“hmmm... well I have an unprofessional suggestion and that is to find someone to have sex with who can handle your size for a long time and just continue until you reach an orgasm.”I could never have imagined a doctor telling me that I needed to find someone to have sex with! I looked at my aunt and it seemed like those were exactly. I just know that the bears would have come back for me. Let's go. I don't want to be here anymore."She picked up a few more loose items that were visible as they walked back down the slope."Do you realize just how far you had run yesterday morning?" No, I just ran for my life." I'm pretty close when I say it was at least three miles up here from my campsite. That's a pretty long way to run with your eyes closed." I'm just lucky that there was a pool of water on the other side of that cliff. It.