"Oh Joe," she said."Have you been opening your big mouth again?" she asked.Joe recognised Jenna. "Jake... Jake is that you? What have these bimbosdone...to you?"Jenna looked at Joe. "I've been given a makeover silly," she smiled. "I'mgoing to a party with my boyfriend. But it looks like you've made my mumangry. I hate to think what punishment she's going to give you..."Natalia smiled at her daughter with a feral grin. "Oh you'll like itJenna." She paused. "I think the salon will turn Joe into. Girls that were too cleverwere a bit intimidating (at least in the mood he was in). A bimbosounded sexy, but was probably just annoying. He hesitated, thenselected "moderate". A new page: "competent", "curious", "clever","quick-witted", "sharp". He chose "clever". The personalitydescription had said 'clever', hadn't it? He would keep her clever.A new window: 'How clever? "A bit clever", "pretty clever", or "veryclever"?' He chose "pretty clever". A new page: "intermittentlyclever", "clever. Someone called the police and the nextfew hours were spent down at the police station being interviewed overand over. At one point, about 3 a.m. I think, I had a short break whereI was left alone. I asked for a cup of coffee and a young policewomantook me down to their canteen and bought me a cup from the vendingmachine. Jeff was in there, sitting alone at a table. He walked overand said, “How could you humiliate me like that?” I sipped my coffee and glanced around to make sure. Soon we cam to the small intersection of 2 canals that had 4 spanned bridges. Off the corner of one of them sat a fancier looking eatery that had indoor seats as well as a patio area. We stopped there and after a brief wait were seated on the back patio by a small fountain. Our waiter was a joy. He spoke English and was very friendly. He referred to us several times as a couple and we went with it. He brought us the house wine even though we clearly weren’t old enough. When he set it down and I.