"I can't stay awkward like this for the rest of my life and today is where I start this", I thought.Mom bent down with a loving smile on her face, hel... my head with both her hands to kissed me on my forehead. Then she put her left cheek in front of me."Come on!! Go ahead", she said.I looked at her skin for a few seconds. Despite being 42, her cheeks were white as snow and with a small mole below the end of her eye corner which only enhanced her beauty. I always dreamt of kissing that mole of. I would make sure that she got everything she needed. You would teach her to be a better person than me. You see, I wanted to be the perfect father and that’s what fathers do. They provide for their family. They keep the wolves at bay.“Every year that she got older, I kept thinking that she was growing into an even more special person. I could see that when she went to school. She’s a smart kid. She takes after you that way. I was never that good of a student. She can be anything she wants to. Say thanks to BBBB ‎Not original but they made me smile.I am considering a new career in mirror cleaning. It is something I can see myself doing, (A Heads up:::: Jim7 applied for the job)A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. “That’ll be five dollars”, says the bartender, and the guy throws 20 quarters onto the floor. Reluctantly, the bartender picks up the coins and serves the beer.The next day, the guy comes into the bar, asks for a beer, and again throws 20 quarters onto the floor.On. Kim then got back in the pool kissed me and then kissed Beth. We all got out of the pool and went back into my hotel room. My room had an oversized Jacuzzi and we decided to get in. I filled it up with water then poured some Jasmine bath oil in. The bath oil quickly started to foam up. We climbed in the hot water and sat back drinking a few more drinks. I don’t remember much of what happen after that. I guess you could say that I had one too many drinks. The next morning I woke up in the.