‘A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the lawyer’s rates. ‘$50.00 for three questions,’ replied the lawyer. ‘Isn’t th...t awfully steep?’ asked the man. ‘Yes,’ the lawyer replied, ‘and what was your third question?’ ‘That was pretty good, huh?’ ‘Well, it was pretty good when I first heard it — about three years ago,’ Dan muttered under his breath. ‘Okay,’ I continued, undeterred, ‘You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two. They taxied to the FBO and took their time parking and then going over to the main airport terminal at SRQ for a cup of coffee.After they were seated, Pete asked, “How do you do it?”Dave looked surprised, “Do what?”“Keep up with all the women. I don’t mean the sex, although that’d be nice to know, too. I mean emotionally and psychologically.”Dave thought a minute, “I’m not entirely sure I’m understanding the question, but let me try this. Emotionally, I love all the women so I can just be. Something real.At the end of your bed.The blankets rise.It's true.It's hands.his hands.The fingers progressing and climb up.they Rise on the soles of your feet.they Climb up and descend after scratching.Do not shout.Breathed freely.The music covers your breath.the Fingers progressing.They want to get high.Yes!Your legs tremble.React.The fingers scratching, subside again.This time they managed to reach behind the knee.the Hands,,Fingers trembling.Go up in the lower legsThis move makes the head. What else would you think? Anyway, if I wasn’t before, I am now. And I’m not ashamed of that. It’s actually…”“Liberating?”“Exactly. If there’s one thing I’ve noticed about older people it’s that they more often regret the things they didn’t do more than the things they did. So, I’m doing things. While I’m still young.”“So… what other stuff have you done?”“What do you mean?” Tegan asked, coyly.“Well I mean apart from what we’ve done together… you know. With your boyfriend.”“Jeez, you want me to.