He wants clean sheets,’ she said and rolled her eyes. This curious change of the exotic beauty’s attitude toward her made her smile. By the way sh... had looked at her earlier, she knew that Elena really was convinced that she was some Bayou witch. Well, if that disciplined her more hostile side toward her, she’ll gladly leave that misunderstanding as is. ‘Who?’ ‘John. He’s only makin’ me do the sheets every day cuz I won’t hang ’em out in the wind and use the dryer instead,’ she said with a sigh. I was tired by now, and lied flat on the bed, when the waiter boy appeared at the door with a 2 boxes of condoms (each had 12 condoms in them). One of the cabbies asked, "Why did you get so many condoms?" and the boy replied, "That's how I am getting my tip tonight." They took a box, and started to wear them, but all of them ended up puncturing it. They perhaps didn't know how to use one. I suggested, "You can approach my hubby, he will help you with it." My hubby was now putting condoms on the. " Because... why?" I said."It's just a guess," Tess said, "But I think they were offering us more than just room and board." And golf," I said. "Don't forget golf, on their little 9-hole gem, there." More than room and board and golf," Tess agreed."And... You declined?" Kim asked Tess."Yeah. I mean, it would have been fine. We could have done -- or not done -- whatever we pleased. Nobody was going to force us into an uncomfortable situation. Those two women are good people." So, then, how do. "I was wondering if you ever wore anything besides black jeans and turtlenecks," she told him."I LIKE black jeans and turtlenecks," Cliff replied. "It makes it easy to get dressed in the morning when everything in the closet is the same. Besides, it presents a certain image. A very unplumber-like image. And chicks dig it," he added with a grin."What did you just say?" Monique asked incredulously, picking up a pine cone and tossing it at him."Whoa, I was just kidding!" said Cliff, ducking the.