Oh, God.As the waitress turned to enter the back, a woman seemed to burst out of the ladies' room, then catch herself, slow down and walk back to her ...able. While she walked, one hand brushed an errant lock of hair out of her eyes, then moved to her mouth, wiping at a smudge of lip stick, while the other hand tried to pull one side of her skirt down that had ridden up. Sara thought she looked sexy, and thought about trying to approach her, until she saw her sit at a table with a guy.As that. Talk about a shocker... this finally started to worry me as to what kind of project. But, I didn't have a choice and I didn't think anything, other than Mr. Hanks' math class, was worse than Ms. Rubenstein's Home Ec class. Think of a female Ben Stein, just like his role in Ferris Beuler's Day Off, and you'll have a perfect image of Ms. Rubenstein. Dry and boring.I got my purse and book, went to my locker to drop them off, then went to Coach Jackson's room. When I got there, it was empty. Only. So at 7 years old Manny and I were hanging out at his house and his mom called me downstairs telling me my parents wanted me home. She was always wearing these heels with pantyhose no matter what she was doing. The heels were at least 4-5 inches helping her at least get to mid 4 foot range. As I came down I noticed for the first time I had seen she was in shorts with no heels or pantyhose but in tennis shoes. I remember thinking that her tennis shoes looked so little and like kid shoes. She. " What if you get pregnant?" he pressed, worriedly.I looked up at him. "What if I am?" I asked.Thankfully, that ended any further discussion of my possible pregnancy. "I'm keeping your bra and panties," he said a short time later."I was sort of expecting that," I replied."I'm never giving them back," he clarified, grinning down at me."I was sort of expecting that too," I acknowledged.We were quiet a time, just enjoying the silence. Finally, he said: "How are you with oral sex?" Excuse me?" I.