He had had a crush on her and had found astrange alien device that had allowed him to change into any form thathe could imagine and for some reason he...had chosen to assume hers."Assume." She thought. "An ass of you and me."That had pretty much summed up what had happened. Linda had known of thedevices because her brother James had used a similar one some weeksearlier to turn himself into a duplicate of the evil vampire slayerFaith, from the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. All of. She's an absolute bombshell. She's forty-five, but she doesn't look a day over 25. With long wavy blonde hair, big hazel eyes, smooth tan skin, perfect curves, beautiful natural c-cup breasts, and an ass you could crack walnuts on. One day after eating dinner with Mike and Jean, I decided to help Jean do dishes... purely out of the kindness of my heart, I swear. Mike went outside to smoke, so I was in the clear if anything were to happen at the sink. It was obvious that she was teasing me. ..you want this?" Oh yeah, fuck my cunt, fuckin' dick me"This was hot. The same ass I'd watched for years encased in overalls. Thesame ass that warmed the seat of the trucks on those cold mornings. Thesame ass that squatted on the porta toilets on building sites was twitchingbelow me. The heavy hairy legs felt warm to my touch as I rubbed hardagainst them with my hands raised high in the air to keep those legs open.With almost amusement I thought of how it'd be if those other guys at. "Oh I can bring a few lemon cheese cakes!" said Mildred at last."That sounds fine." responded Myrtle."So what will you be bringing?" Oh I always bring a wine cooked lamb." Sounds tasty!"Just under a week after that conversation, everyone from the bowls clubgathered for the Christmas party and that was where things got a littledodgy for Mildred. Between one to many helpings of Myrtle's wine cookedlamb and some over powered rum-balls, Mildred had ended up so drunk thatthe night became a blur with.