"There wasn't any," said One. "The top bundles are bacon, venison jerky, smoked hams ... but that's not important." Wasn't any? There's always a butch...r." I didn't have time. I was busy." She puffed up. "There's a rich caravan due in two days." How do you know that?" You know the richly dressed young man we told you about? The one who always shows up at the cave before there's an attack?" Yeah." I ran into him at the market," One said. "He wasn't paying any attention to me ... so I dropped a. ’ Steve’s and Carol’s Mother, Janice, had a bad habit of ignoring her cell phone and turning it off. She was more than a bit of hypocrite in this matter, because she would raise hell with her kids and husband, if they were even a bit slow in answering her calls to them. Carol and Steve were a small bit concerned that something might be wrong with their Mother, but it was sad to say that it was sort of typical of her. Though she had never before blown off picking up her husband at the airport. ..Not too long ago I split up with my girlfriend and my head was all over the place .My mum told me I should go down to Wales with her for the weekend down to My aunties caravan just to take my mind of things and see my Auntie Karen and the k**s who I've not saw for near enough a year .That Friday we drove down and met up with them , the weather was roasting and the caravan park was packed out , most people sat outside having BBQs and sunbathing .For a caravan park it was actually quite nice. Paul and Orla exchanged glances,but before they could try to plead with the Abbess she roared at them, "Bare you bottoms this instant,you did not seem so shy in this photograph," the Abbess said,holding the photograph up again.The Abbess wached as Orla unbuttoned her jeans followed by Paul.Paul was sure the Abbess would notice his erect penis,but if she did she said noting.What interested the Abbess was bare bottoms. The Abbess went to a chair and sat down and beckoned Orla over to her. Paul.