"Chicken salad with no chicken. I munch up a bunch of nuts and stuff instead."His jaw working on the sandwich, Tad said, "Sounds terrible, but tastes ...ood. Why can't you eat people food, Chipmunk?" Asshole."Tad heard a familiar voice in back of him saying, "You haven't talked to me or called in a week, Tad." Hi Aston," Tad answered without looking."What's the matter Tad, your sister's pussy tighter than mine?" Everyone's pussy is tighter than yours, Aston." Asshole," Replied Aston and stomped. . Until me.So who was I to be two firsts? Besides, I considered Debbie probably to be the only person besides Joey who could hold a candle to me in the number of sexual partners. Okay, so that isn't really a good thing, but it still was something that brought her up (or down) to my level, and I have seen a lot of guys crash and burn from her nasty responses for an offer to go out on a date. I considered myself to be the only one who could give some of that back to her.A lot of the differences. The first date; a movie, holding hands on the way home, too rushed for anything other than a smile. The second encounter brought a fleeting glimpse of paradise when her lips brushed his, soft as a butterfly's wing, making him tingle to his toes all the way back home... but this, their third time out together, sent an electric thrill coursing through his whole body, making the hair on the back of his neck stand up, and bring a tear of emotion to her sky blue eyes.An owl hooted softly, in a. "I was pretty damn sure the Captain's spinal cord had been severed and he would never walk again, but I lied, "Shit Sir! It beats the hell out of pushing up daisies."The Captain countered, "Like hell it does! If I turn up as a paraplegic, it's your and Sgt. Reynolds fault and you'll pay."I didn't want to get into it with the Captain so I was glad when the driver stopped the Humvee. It was like we were met by a fucking swarm of locust. Marines came up to the Humvee, opened the doors and I yelled.
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