" Harry said sullenly as he thought about the loss of his first friend due to the prat's jealousy. "With Rita Skeeter out there, I am sure that they w...ll talking about my harem and the fact that several of the professors and seventh years are carrying my love children." Don't forget to include me in your group Harry." Luna interjected as she came through the door, setting off the group into gales of laughter. Luna turned back to the door and motioned to someone to come in, and then turned back. Thankfully, the ones emerging from my stomach were a little more leisurely in their birth, coming out just one at a time, and I realised then that these creatures were as benign as I thought. They'd never want to hurt me, or anyone. The flow of newborn worms from my nether regions wasn't a constant one, sometimes it was just one particularly large one forcefully pushing its way through until it popped out, followed by a whole bunch of smaller ones, and sometimes it was just a couple of average. "Don't worry, honey, I'm going to fuck you," Mr. Patterson whispered in Susan's ear. "I'm going to give you what you want. You want a man this time, don't you? You had my kid and now you want me, isn't that it? Well, let me tell you, honey, that kid got his cock from me. And he knows how to use his big cock, but I know how to use mine even better. My wife could have told you that. Fuck, I bet if you opened her coffin right now you'd find her with her legs spread wide, that's how much she liked. And yes, they’re the kinds of friends I can confess weird hook-ups to.Finding myself in a gold bikini, sitting by a heated pool, with a very strong drink in my hand is something I could get used to. That particular night was supposed to be a night to check out all the beautiful bodies and just relax, but then it happened.“Hey there, beautiful.”I looked over the rim of my glass at him. Was this a line? Was I going to have to put my bitch face on?Holy shit, he was beautiful. Not handsome. Not a.