And equally between the mother and the daughter. We had decided to get married, but the logistics of it ... a proper polyamorous wedding without the n...cessity of converting to Mormonism, overwhelmed us. We couldn’t just engrave ‘It’s Complicated’ on tasteful ivory card stock and mail it off to all of our various friends and family. Besides, if marrying one woman wasn’t complicated and life-disrupting enough, then marrying two, mother and daughter at that, would just multiply all the usual. ”She’s undressed and laying on the bed in a seductive pose.“Hey, that’s great sweetheart, alright, I bet you I can be undressed and on the bed before you can spell GROOM.”So she spells “G - R - Ohhh - Ohhh - Mmmmm.”This one is compliments of John A. it may be a repeatTHE DUCK AND THE LAWYERA big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly. ”Jen thought again and added, “Yes, and another thing, apart from that he was pretty old. For certain he had never, ever fucked me, I know that for sure too, he would surely have had to give something away or looked at me sexily. That bloke quite obviously didn’t even know me or you from Adam.”“OK,” I admitted, now smiling in defeat. “So, ok, yes, I do admit that old bloke wasn’t there last night, I made that bit up but what about your new K9 lover Jack? That dog has definitely recognised you. We would both go to our respective bathrooms at the end of the interway.And when accidentally our eyes meet she would smile so I smile back.She had her school at 10 o clock.So we both had to haste.. Someday before I finish she would have gone or someday the reverse happens.What was interesting when the reverse happens I get to see her only in a petticoat which she would wear after bathing.She would smile I smile back.On this particular evening she knocked my door..I told her what.