"Hi, it's Jane. I answered your Ad." I nervously chuckled."Um, you don't look like a Jane. Our ad requested a girl, you don't seemlike a girl to me." ...he ever so slightly frowned, still more confusedthan anything."Yes, I know I'm sorry, my name is actually James. I'm just so desperatefor a place to stay! I'm sorry I tricked you but I just wanted a chanceto talk to you guys, to show I'm harmless and to see if you guys would beso kind to help me out." I pleaded at her. I figured it might be best. De diya n meri lottery nikal gai. Then maine apne no.se mrng m use call ki but maine jb pehle use call ki thi to kapda lga liya tha taki jb m real m uske bhai k taur pe baat kru to wo awaj na pehchane. To usko maine phone kra n kaha. hi sis how r u.? Usne kaha fine my sweet bro. Fir maine kaha kal kisi ki call aai thi mere paas n wo keh rha tha ki…n m chup ho gya to wo boli kya keh rha tha to maine kaha wo keh rha tha tum mujhse kuch chahti ho..usne pucha kya chahti hu..to maine kaha usne btaya. My mind races as I go to the shower and I wash my body more than usual and scrub my face clean and brush my teeth like 10 times. When I come out of the bathroom, I see you sitting on the bed with Laura, looking at the pictures on your phone. When I open the door, Laura just smiles and says “Wow.” I turn a million shades of red. You giggle at my embarrassment and then say “Laura, do you think Mattie did a good job tonight?” She smiles and says “Well I wasn’t here for it, but you look pretty damn. Us na muja subha-subha choda, jo muja phela to pasand nahi aya par kuch der ka bad muja maja ana laga or ma bhi jod jod sa bolna lagi “ kaminey chod muja, or jod sa chod. Sala tuj koi or kam nahi ha jo subha subha muja choda ma laga hua ha “ us na kaha “ kay karu behna, tu ha hi asa mall ki mera land sa raha hi nahi jata,Ab chup chap chuda muj sa, randi“. Ma ya sab sun ka bohot hot ho gai or jod jod sa us ka land par u chalna lagi. Us din ma sara din office ma us ka land ka bara ma hi soch rahi.