We had a break the ice chat and I found out that although Bert was pretty fit he had put his back out a bit and needed a couple of boxes put up in the...loft, easy enough plus I get to drink his scotch which by the way was beginning to knock my socks off, I knew there was a reason I stuck to beer.My glass was getting low and he picked up the bottle to fill it but I told him I had better do the boxes first or I will fall off the ladder, he poured the drink anyway saying we can drink it. ” Marcus was glad she couldn’t see him smiling because he couldn’t wipe the smirk from his face. “What else can I do before I head out for dinner?” “Wait a minute, where are you?” “Minneapolis, we have a game here tomorrow. I’ve been busy with practices all week otherwise I would have called you to distract me then, but it’s been crazy.” This time, it was Hadley who paused. When she spoke she sounded unfocused on their call. “You don’t have to call me for a distraction, Marcus.” “I can. .By John W. Osborne Jr. - 30 July 2012After having been told my danglies (American: "dingle-berries") looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit. "I smiled as I started looking at all kinds of fancy leashes and collars, "I am Diamond."I selected a silver collar and lease with tiny white enamel flowers. I paid and led her out and stopped to switch it for the one on her. We went to eat and then I bought a travel float. First I bought cases of first class meal rations. I bought her a couple of dozen skirts of different colors and then more button up blouses. I bought her a hygiene kit and a hair brush and...She looked bewildered when we.