It was a squating humanoid figure, yet different, with webbed feet and arms, strange stubby spines on its back, and, as mentioned, two large opal eyes...the size of coasters on its elongated head. She searched through textbook upon textbook about its possible origins, but nothing came up, absolutely nothing was even remotely close to its style of craftmanship. Searching desperately for even a hint from where it came from, she looked through the box, scattering the straw along her usualy pristine. Taking a deep breath, I leaned over to put my face in his lap and bumped my head on his steering wheel. Ed kinda laughed when I sat back up rubbing my head. He had a new pick-up, one of those that came with every conceivable option/toy you can think of, including tilt and telescoping steering wheel. He tilted the steering wheel up as high as it would go, tilted the seat back a couple of degrees and then slid it back. Then, with a little ice breaking chuckle, he motioned back towards his lap.. I love you.” “I love you too.” I said as we hung up the phone. I only had a few hours to get things ready before he called me again. I had a lot of things to do in what seemed like little time. I ran to the bedroom, got dressed and headed out to the mall. I wanted this night to be special so I got a whole new outfit for tonight. On my way home I stopped by the flower shop and requested your favorite flowers be sent to your office around three o’clock with a note. In the note I wrote how I. I give to thee my sexuality... Thank you, Thnk you Voodoo Powers, take my sexuality and leave me forever gay!"--- The candle MUST stay lite and in your ass burning for the whole 10 slow chants of the above chant... If the flame goes out or anything goes wrong... Remember shove that candle stick well up your ass like a good fag and do it again! Remember you're a homo slave you LOVE it in your ass anyway!8) bend completely over and put both of your hands on the floor... Now wiggle your ass a.