Where the hell was Jake?It was freaking eight o’clock and he missed her game and he was still not home. She let out a heavy sigh as she heard the do...r open behind her. She was too pissed to even bother looking at him. Then she heard a low whining sound and slowly turned around to see what was making that noise. Jake was holding a puppy in his arms, a very cute puppy. No you’re mad at him, remember? She crossed her arms over her chest and turned her attention back to the TV.“Ri, come on. I’m. . A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! what are you doing?”The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.”So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint.After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.A Crocodile. From the moment I noticed, I was unstoppable. My dominant personality seemed to bring me more girlfriends than I could really use. But I always thought the only thing better than a submissive girl is a submissive boy. And what really turns me the fuck on is to take something precious and submissive and to transform it into my own little fuck toy. Remember when we met? You thought you were so manly and tough - but that first night you let me wrestle you to the ground and force myself on you. It. I’m sure you noticed you’re not the only naughty girl that has spanking appointments here. So today we’re going to use the hall. Take your slacks and panties off and fold them neatly on the table. Then go and stand, right over there in the corner, next to the spanking bench. In the meantime I’m going to call Mark and see if he is available, or if we have to arrange a different spanker for you today.” Sheila stripped off her slacks and panties gasping as the cool air blew across her bottom..