"The only thing I need to go out for today is linguini. We don't have enough for lunch."Bob looked up, confused. "But after what I did ..."Chrissy wen..., pushed him against the back of the chair and swung a leg over his lap. In the process her robe gaped open and it was obvious she was naked beneath it. She sat, facing him, and tried not to squirm."If I want something to pass the boner test, then doesn't that require someone to have a ... boner?" she said.Then she kissed him.It wasn't a long. ..it looked pretty desolate. I was likely going to be in for a night of nothing but internet chat and a few drinks before drifting off to sleep. Suddenly in the neighboring motel some guys came out and got into two work trucks and headed out for the evening. But they saw me, blew their horns and waved as they left. Well, at least I turned a few heads, I thought, and went back in to fix myself a cocktail. I sat out there on the balcony with my laptop and sipped for what seemed like forever, and. I did a few shocked and initially did not expect such a turn of events. And it means that it was so.I returned home and ran right past the entrance, where a friend of mine used to live (now moved to another city and this apartment was left alone by his mother). Came in peace, thinking about something else, when suddenly I heard, I honk. Honking aggressively and I turned around and immediately recognized the car. It was the mother of my friend's car. She opened the window and waved to me and I. He listened intently for the lock on the bathroom door and smiled when he did not hear its distinctive click.Now he prepared as he had originally planned and quickly shed his clothes before walking quietly up to the bathroom door and placing his ear against the door he heard a mixture of the shower running and his mother talking to someone. He froze; who could be in the bathroom with his mum. He was just about to give up his plan today when he heard, "Robert you are a very naughty young man.