And the landing gave us more room. He gently leaned me against the wall. We threw our arms around each other and kissed each other with an intense hu...ger. We drew back and gazed adoringly into each other’s eyes. Our fingers moved to unbutton each other’s shirts. I had worn no bra, and soon we were stroking and kissing each other’s bare chest. We resumed kissing. My hard nipples were drilling into his bare chest. I playfully reached down and unbuckled his belt, leaving it on him and his pants. This was the pattern as I grew up, only as the years passed he was home less and less. By the time I left for college, he always managed to go directly from one project to another. This seemed to work well for my mother, and she used the time to pursue online college classes. She always said the only thing she regretted about getting pregnant was not going to college.Then my senior in college, my father filed for divorce. Nobody was surprised, and I think my mother was relieved and happy. What. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.5. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it”7.. As it turned out, I rented to the first person I interviewed. Her name was Elizabeth Adamczyk, a new employee. Beth just started working a week prior as a secretary in the Personnel Office. My yellow file card was probably up for less then an hour. Elizabeth read it and put it in her purse to keep away prospective renters, thank God. Elizabeth left work early that day and drove to my house. Beth actually arrived an hour before I did giving her the opportunity to really look things over. I.