”“That makes a lot of sense ... except the part where you suddenly understand the language of contracts.” said Max.“The language of contracts ...s English ... except where it’s Latin. But it’s mostly English. It largely follows the rules and semantics of spoken English. You start at the top left corner of a page and work your way down to the bottom right. Whenever you find something you don’t understand, you look it up.” said Simon. “Sometimes, looking it up really means paying someone who. To be honest most of the guys in the class made it the primary reason. Another reason dealt with another of the classmates, a girl by the name of Leanna Pierce who was an absolute fanatic of history. No matter the weather outside she was always happy and chipper. Kevin thought that nobody should be that happy, but that didn’t bother him too much. You see, Leanna is beautiful and smart with long brown hair, blue eyes and dressed in a conservative manner much unlike the bimbo’s and wannabe. Talking to his mother, not that she could hear or understand, “Oh dear mom what have you done with yourself, come on lets get you in the house” with us each side of his mom we half carried and walked her into the house, in the light of the hall we could see she was covered down her front in vomit, I looked at Tony, I asked “What are we going to do with her”? “Put her to bed I suppose” “We can’t leave her in this state” “What should we do then”? Why he was asking me I don’t know, I know I was. At this rate it would be half an hour before I could get a drink. Not that I particularly wanted to start drinking at two o'clock in the afternoon. But the choices in Terminal C were limited; McDonalds, Starbucks or the Wine Bar. I had already consumed two espressos. The wine bar was the only acceptable option left. It didn't look like any of the customers would be leaving soon. The storm had come in sooner than expected and the departure board was covered with news of delayed and cancelled.