"Miranda," he answered. They both laughed, and the nervous energy they felt turned into sexual desire."I like Maverick, better," Alana laughed.“Me t...o. If I ever go through with gender reassignment, it'll be Randy," he said, laying her down on the bed positioning himself on top of her. "I've had feelings for you for so long. I never thought you would want to be with me." His eyes welled with tears because he was finally baring his soul to someone. And that someone was Alana.Alana kissed his. “Isn't that what you want?” “Yes, but you're so big.” “And you're gonna love it,” Jerry replied, smiling broadly. Somehow I knew he was right. This is what I wanted; what I've wanted for a long, long time and I wasn't going to back out now. He moved behind me and I felt him spit directly on my asshole before pushing his finger inside me. I figured that he was lubricating me as much as he could since I didn't have any artificial lubricant, which I'd have to get as soon as possible. Then I felt. I could barely speak. Visions of what this could mean danced in my head. Thor grinned. ‘I told you it would work!’ He swung the top of the cage open and poked the lizard with his finger. In a convincing ‘Doctor McCoy’ voice, he drawled, ‘He’s dead, Jim. You get his wallet and I’ll grab his Tricorder.’ Dinner plans forgotten, Carley picked up a coffee can, opened the sliding glass door and headed for the back yard. I knew where she was going. We were going to need more lizards. Fluffy trotted. .. She was telling me that Karl and her have been in a rut, sexually. She was tipped off to this by her friend, and as coincidence would have it, Karl had already heard the same from the other husband. I guess they got drunk and admitted it excited them, and then got drunk again and took the plunge. She said they love it, and that she's never had orgasms in her life like she has with Fred." I pressed on "But how does Karl deal with it? I mean what the fuck, man." Jess replied "Cindy says he.