‘That’s why I’m here Val, Don wants me to do that to him.’”Val was confused. “Is he gay”“No, but some men like things in their ass, ju...t like some women do. Have you tried it?”“My fingers when I, you know, touch myself.”“So you know it feels good, right? You keep looking around. Find something for yourself and we’ll get it. Have fun!”“A woman was working at the counter, and I told her what I was looking for. She helped me pick out a harness and showed me how to attach the dildos and put it on.. .................. My uncle had passed away due to the coronavirus. I turned up at the crematorium to see my auntie Barbara standing there alone I walked up to her and said where is everyone no one is coming steve because of the virus. Well I’ve drove down from Scotland this morning thinking I was going to be stopping with my mum and dad for the week but they have now told me they are in self isolation so I look like driving back home later . 10 minutes later the cremation was all over I said. .. It’s the diminutive figure and familiar face of the blonde from the Baltic – our sometime hostess, and former guest, Petra Johnson, and she’s got her Golden Retriever, Odin, with her, tugging on his chain, almost dragging our miniature host.“Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’ ... I’m your host, Petra Johnson, and this handsome boy is the real star of our show, Odin...”She points back over her shoulder with her thumb, indicating the cinema behind her and. Norwegians, Danes and Swedes celebrate April Fools’ Day. Most news media outlets will publish exactly one false story on April 1st, for newspapers this will typically be a first-page article but not the top headline. In Italy, France, Belgium, and French-speaking areas of Switzerland and Canada, April 1st tradition is often known as ‘April fish’. This includes attempting to attach a paper fish to the victim’s back without being noticed. Such fish feature prominently on many late 19th- to early.