Sarah could smell his strong odour as he leaned over her body; his hand wedged firmly between her legs. In the back of her mind she recognized one day...this just had to happen, she'd seem the telltale signs, always seeking an open blouse, or perhaps her skirt was a fraction to high.Dad! For Christ sake…get off me!" Sarah screamed out, her fist smashing into his upper torso, tried as she might to push him off her, but his hold was too physically powerful for her slight body."Now, my little prick. " I'll see you then." Yes. Bye."We hung up and I felt so excited as I planned something so taboo and sexy.Saturday night came and it was only eight. Chris had gotten out of the shower. He wore his robe only and his hair was damp. He came out of the bathroom and his eyes widened as he saw me standing wearing a satin and lace negligee. It was short just above my knees and had matching thong black underwear underneath.Chris gasped and smiled wickedly. "Ooh you look hot tonight babe."I giggled and. That part was OK, but then he pushed me down on the couch, and he just took me, really hard. That was really good, too, but that was the part that scared me. I mean, I felt just completely overpowered.’ ‘It’s real simple, Jennifer: if you don’t want him to do that again, tell him!’ ‘But that’s just it: I do want him to do it like that again, just not all the time, but I’m wondering if I’m somehow weird or something, because it scared me a bit, and I still liked it.’ ‘At least you liked it, but. We went outside and she ran a 40 meter dash in 4 seconds.So I’m rubbing away at this old lamp when WHOOOSH a genie appears as they do; true to form he says “What is your wish?”So after about 2 seconds thought I say “I’d like a new Ferrari please”“Sorry,” says the genie. “no can do - I’m the Lambourne genie”Captain Nemo’s submarine ‘Nautilus’ has finally been disarmed.It is now called the ‘Naughtyless’A Vicar was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper..