He felt something goose him right between his buttocks. He must have jumped a foot into the air. But, no, there was no one in there with him. He had b...oken it off with Jeannie the previous week and he was all alone in the apartment.All alone. She had been a hot one one, that Jeannie. Insatiable. Couldn't get enough of him. Four times a night on those rare occasions when she could sneak away from her husband to sleep over. And that was the problem. Her husband owned the company. And Jeannie was. " Oh," I said."Mind you it does bring up a lot of new thoughts medically speaking," he said. "If any of your organs need replacing no need for a transplant anymore, just sent them through this teleport." Suppose I don't want a new body," I said."Come now commander," sighed Briggs. "Surely you could do with a new liver, what with all your drinking and what about those scars you've got?" I like my scars," I said. "Shows character. And I don't want to lose my tattoo either." Well as it happens. He asked why, since we were friends and I didn’t do this very often.“Man, you know that group of girls that came in a bit ago?” I asked.“Yeah, the birthday bunch. The birthday girl has a nice rack,” he answered.“But her mom has a really fine butt. So, I want to dedicate the song to her.”“Her husband will hunt you down and kill you.”“I didn’t see ring, or a scar or a tan line.”“OK, it’s your ass.”“Not mine yet, but I have high hopes,” I smiled and raised my eyebrows.I walked over to the woman,. In the street I turned to Danni and said,“I get the impression that you go there to get your rocks off. Is that right?”“Yeah, it’s fun and occasionally they let me have a top or a skirt for free. It beats paying for it; how about you?” “Well yeah, I guess that it is.”“That thing on your clit; does it really vibrate all the time.”“Yes, it does.”“Fuck girl, I want one of those. Where did you get it from?”Staying in little girl mode I said,“My dad got it off the internet; and does your dad really.