They’re everywhere I look. My uncle Louis is a cheap, passive-aggressive bastard. My aunt Gabrielle is a sociopath. The woman has no conscience what...oever. My sister Anne is another sociopath. My father Francois is a psychopath of the worst kind. And my mother Elsie along with my cousin Shelby, the most naïve guy I know, are Familiars. What is a Familiar? A person who’s naturally pliable. They make perfect servants for the sociopaths, the men and women without conscience who secretly rule this. In the bedroom, there was a wig on a Styrofoam mold, and a long bed robe lying on top of the bed. Ted stripped off his clothes and threw them into a closet, then wiggled the robe over top of his head. Ted had trouble because he was much bigger than grandmother, but he eventually got the robe on, even though it only came down to his waist. Ted put the wig on, and climbed into bed.A few minutes later, Ted heard light footsteps come up the outside stairs and into the outer room. A familiar voice. Once she got home she opened a bottle of Famous Grouse and poured herself a double. She downed it before she picked up her digital camera and went to her room. Shutting her door quickly she didn't realise it was still open slightly. She tried to take some decent selfies of her giving a strip tease but none of the pictures came out looking right. No matter what she tried the pictures looked amateurish and off poor quality.Santa was watching her from his workshop in the north pole, he noticed. ..as there were guys standing around. I opened the door to the first booth and went inside. I pulled the door shut and noticed that it had a bolt to lock it, so I locked it. There was a bench along one side and porn was on the screen on one wall. The room was probably 8' x 8'. I sat on the bench and looked at the screen and noticed that it was gay porn with some guys. That's cool for guys that like that, but it is not for me. I unlocked the door and exited the booth, hoping that not all of the.