Now, you must be thinking as a regular story at ISS, the maid would have started crying and sobbing with her bra bursting out! Sorry to disappoint you... this is a real encounter and life is not that easy.In reply she started smiling and she said she knew I had dropped the money!Imagine my situation as my face turned white. She continued saying “sahib apne mujhe chutiya banaya, apne galat ladki ke saath galat kaam kar diya, mai sab samajhti hoo”. Now, I have a very senior position in my company. I blushed and nodded. What had her being a girl got anything to do with it? Okay, I know all about girls. Well, sort of. I'm only twelve and three quarters after all. Most of my buddies thought girls should be left in the garbage chute.I was warming to my topic. "Who are those people in my dreams that I've never met before?" I wondered out loud, "All those strangers with strange faces. Where do they come from?"Mom put the paper down. "Who knows?" she said as she looked at me with a smile.. .Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy” Jimmy replied, crying, “Because I heard my dad tell my mom ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when Jimmy goes to school today’”“Babe, is it in?”. Just assumed they are senior or something. It is just a story folks.Debra Lafave was given the job as a principle at a high school her old buddies use to own. That buddy retired. The school fit right up her alley. All the faculty members are women who think the students should learn more then what in the books. They should learn things of a sexual nature. The managed to keep what goes on in the school very secret for it is a private school out in the hills.You are a student there. You are of.