”A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “...ere’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”This one is compliments of GregA married. Although I wasn't often among the beer-chugging crowd, I went to one or two of these beer blasts each semester for fun. It was a Friday evening, and I had just escaped from my last class an hour ago. After stopping off at the dorm for a quick shower, I headed out.After paying my five bucks to get in, I passed through the frat house to the back yard where the crowd was already well on its way toward a drunken stupor. Sloshing across puddles of spilled beer in the grassy mud through the crowd of. I'd be making my move today. I'm going to risk everything but I cannot live like this without knowing if he is able to...Well doing it with me. Call me nymphomaniac if you want but I want my partner to be able to please me sexually as well. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ After he had come to my apartment I went to make us some dinner. Basically bacon, vegetables, and such. I also gave him couple of beers. " Okay... Have I done something to make you unhappy?" Not really. I haven't said anything because you are probably going to think I am crazy and just run out of here, but I don't have any way to say this without just coming out and saying it, so here it goes. I'm not unhappy with you or being with you. It's actually the opposite. I love you and I love being with you. I feel the same way that you said you do about being the happiest that you have ever been when we started being together." So.