Jude came in and got herself some coffee then joined us.{Happy Thanksgiving, } Jude said as she sat down.{Well, I'll be damned. Happy Thanksgiving. I ...ad totally forgotten.}{Happy Thanksgiving, } Missy said. {I had forgotten too.}{At least the rest of your family is aware of the world around us. Bonnie and Thelma are planning a big dinner. The turkey is already roasting.}{Thank God for Bonnie, } I said.{Amen, } Missy agreed.{Are we going to be scanning for Hunt again today?} Jude asked.{I had. “It says here that Detroit ranks first in the nation in potato chip consumption. We could do something with that, couldn’t we Peter?” Charles said.“Sure thing Charles. Potato chips, Cow chips, chips ahoy, ahoy their mate...”“Not while we’re eating, please?” my wife said.“Sorry gorgeous,” he said to her. That got him a slap from his wife. “I have learned to say what I think these days. I learned it from Michael -- so blame him.”“You are on your own,” I said to him. “To be fair, both of our wives. I was afraid that she was going to make me put on thepanties and such but instead she was sure that every thing would fit fine. She was concerned that I would not know how to put on the stockings andattach the garters. She told me to select the color of panties I wantedbut to put on the garter first as it would look better under the lacyfrills of the panties rather than over, plus if I had to go to the restroom I would not have to take it off. She explained to me how to gatherthe stocking up. He had not spoken since Joe came in the house. "Who in the hell is that?!?" Joe sounded very concerned. "It's my bird." "No, I mean, who is Charlie?" "Charlie IS my bird, remember? He likes to tell himself hello a lot." I explained. "Now will you pay attention so I can show you my trick?" "Okay, I'm sorry it just freaked me out a little, that's all. He hasn't said a damn thing since I have been here." "He doesn't like you... maybe he.