With me bare assed, face down inthe grass, Mark, Beth, and the two cops shared whatseemed like an hour of laughter at my expense, I washauled off to j...il. It turned out that a couple of neighbors had called andreported me and I really can’t say that I blame them.The cops were actually going to let me go but Bethinsisted that I be arrested and spend the weekend injail so that I would learn my lesson. That gave anample opportunity for everyone at the station to have agood laugh about the. He flapped on the floor like a fish and then shit himself again before passing out. Mental note: add mop and bucket to the list. My purchases would have to wait until I could drive Todd’s Mustang a few miles away from the house and torch it. — ‘Where the hell have you been, Terence?!’ my boss bellowed at me as I walked back into the stock room. ‘You didn’t finish stacking the beer!’ I quietly tried to explain, ‘I had to go home and change, I spilled…’ ‘I can see you changed clothes, dumbass,. I told myself this is fun, never had these kinds of funtimes when I was a boy.After lunch one of our teachers came out to the pool and gave us girls alesson on nail polish and had us practice re-doing our toenails andfingernails. We all had a fun time, so much so I didn't want to leave asMary said we had to go for my dress fitting.I guess like teenage girls do, they asked me about my special dress. Itold the girls my Mom was coming and I was fitted for a pretty dress.They all got excited saying. "Ordinarily I'd say that would be a hard act to follow but this next young lady is more than capable. Would you please put your hands together for Vanessa Whatmore who is going to delight us with her own special rendition of Kylie Minogue's 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head'."How right Frank was. If my penis was hard by the time Pam Mitchell had finished it was threatening to split my trousers at the finish of Vanessa Whatmore's effort because while Kylie used double-sided 'Hollywood' tape to hold.