Faster!"I complied, hardening with every movement.After a few moments Sir patted her full butt and said with a toothy grin,"Hey babe, why don't you gi...e him, ah, her a hand?"She looked back at him, slightly incredulous. "Really?" Yeah," he said between grunts as he lightly thrust into her. "Right nowshe's just beating off. If you participate it'll really drive home thepoint that this is the best sex she can expect now."She giggled. "Mmm, I like the way you think." Turning to me shecontinued.. I couldn't believe my luck I had traded some worthless marijuana for two months of her tits. "Chris I want a promise in writing, your breasts are mine to look at, see, feel, kiss and suck for two months!"Chris giggled "OK, hell I'll give you one year with my titties, this shit is worth it."Chris rose and got a piece of paper from my printer tray and sat there writing at my desk. I was one in heaven the stoned bitch was giving me tit shows and letting me feel her up for a whole year. As she was. Damned good!”The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.”The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!”The preacher said, “No shit?”WEDNESDAYBrenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.After examining the child, the doctor confidently. .. you’re too fucking sexy for your own damn good! Even that pixie cut that I thought would go bad ... still looks stunning on you!” I even praised her hairstyle, just plainly because I had frankly been wrong about it.So fucking wrong, in fact.Alexis giggled as she heard my compliment and pushed back even harder at me, “The only thing that I regret about it is that you can’t pull my hair with it this short! Wait until winter, bro! This is just a summer haircut!”“I’m yours forever, bro ... yours.