I was on excellent ass-hole to belly button terms with all my “camping buddies” cousins as well as being admittedly close to their mature over-sex...d mama, Mrs. O’Brian.The O’Brian side of my family-tree was situated mostly on the other side of the Hudson River in the glorious State of New Jersey. I had discovered the treasure trove of pussy just waiting for my friendly weapon when my sister and mom and I went there on a sort of “no other option” visit because we got evicted from our shitty. Dan noticed Brenda whispering to Diane.Further along, they passed a man in his mid-twenties walking a Sheltie dog.“Hello, nice Sheltie,” he said, smiling at the dog and owner. Dan always appreciated most dog breeds, making him think of his dead pet, Max. At times he missed the companionship of a dog in the house. He smiled, fondly remembering how walking Max led him to several sexual encounters with women that he would tell Laura about when he returned home.The Sheltie sniffed Dan’s left ankle. ’ ‘As have the rest of us, apparently. Did you see the Times last week? I saved the editorial for you, on the desk.’ William grabbed it up and read it aloud. ‘April 15th. ‘Now that the tyrant Bonaparte has been consigned to infamy, there is no public feeling in this country stronger than that of indignation against the Americans. That a republic boasting of its freedom should have stooped to become the tool of the Monster’s ambition, that it should have attempted to plunge the parricidal. But I had to try.I walked in, saw a stool open and a woman in the next seat. I asked if the seat was taken and she said no. I sat down and gave a friendly smile and ordered a drink. After a couple of glances, I start talking with her. She's blond, short hair, wearing a little black dress. She's not hot, but she's not ugly. Not a BBW. But has more weight than she should. A solid 6 or 7. Totally fine with me.I stare into her eyes and I can see she's into me. 5 min after starting the conversation,.