She had insisted on a gigantic pink bean bag chair that she would spend most of her time in, watching movies on her laptop or talking on the phone. Cl...ires fingers reached out and touched the material on the dresser&hellip, the cause of tonights explosion. She glanced into the mirror before her and, looking past her reflection, saw the pile her husband had left for her on the bed. Her stomach tightened and she felt sick. She recalled the evenings events and what led her to this point. It was. "You don't think that'll do you any good in here," said Mike, as he pulled out a magic wand."Shit! I hate those bloody things," I thought, but I was not really worried. While I personally bemoaned the mothballing of Zed and his "Zed Division", I had to admit that the new "M Division" was the only way to fight these modern magical terrorists."Benny was just telling me before he left that he wanted more monkeys around here," grinned Mike. "He has this idea that a good way to drum up business was. And of course, there were those breasts. Peaking down herblouse, which seemed to have been unbuttoned just a little lower, Icould see the plump swell and deep cleavage of a gorgeous rack.The girl was gone quite suddenly, but her presence seemed to linger,just like the scent of her perfume. Maybe she was a gold digger, and Imight have a fun night ahead of me after all. Judging by the effect shehad had in that brief interaction, I would have no trouble performingif that exquisite beauty was my. I love to hear them say “you don’t look that old.”The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old.